Thursday 6 June 2013

Fundae to keep 'Ye Jawaani - Deewani'!


This is an unusual post by me. I was checking my Facebook account. One of my friend Nikunj bhai Panchal posted a status message and I got inspired to create this post!

Below are few of the Fundae you can draw from the movie 'Ye Jawaani Hai Diwaani'!
  
1. You don't have to get married to have kids!
2. Venice is the Dharavi of Europe!
3. If you are a Biology student, then you have to watch porn films!
4. If you have your 'bhai' producing, then films become a family affair!
5. Argentina is a station that's next to Goa!
6. Even if somebody serves bad Roohafza but with love, you should have it!
7. If you do not have time to buy a ring, you can try it with fake one!
8. Marriage doesn't happen everyday. Once happened it means daal-rice till you die!
9. If alcohol had intoxication, wouldn't that bottle go astray!
10. No matter how studious a girl be, she will always try alcohol and ask to keep it secret!
11. At 22 years studies, 25 job, 26 Girl, 30 - kids and at 60 years- wait to embrace death = Dead life!
12. Madness is when you can hear your own heart beats in your ears!
13. With a Vodka shot your dance becomes perfect!
14. The thought of spending whole life in same city, same house and same room should scare you!
15. Harry Potter part 20 is to see light someday!
16. Money is dirt of hands!
17. It is perfectly fine to splurge your friend's 2 lakh rupees in 2 days on drinks and Poker in his marriage!
18. If a girl drinks alcohol only with you, she has to be in love with you!
19. Airport is the place where you will definite get enlightened - proven fact in most of the Bollywood movies.
20. You should always listen to your dad!
21. You should always keep money if your dad is giving!
And in the end -
22. No matter how much you try, you will end up missing out few things in life! 
Jitna bhi try karo Nikunj bhai life mein kuch naa kuch toh chutegaa hii!

fOoD fOr ThOuGhT: Take light. Enjoy life. With every passing day you are becoming old and so are your loved ones!

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha. Good One Dude. I felt the movie could have been much much better.

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  2. Yeah I agree. Ayan Mukherjee went for some course after Wake up Sid! We can see some sutle improvement in camera work. The story line could have been more gripping within the romantic genre... For a moment you get the feeling that it is KJ film. Few things are very typical if you observed. The number '8'. In Kuch kuch hota hai, Anjali the daughter gets letter as a gift on her 8th bday. In this movie too, the flashback goes in 8 years ago!

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